The MaS Quote Collection

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. -- Morpheus
Will the last person to leave the planet please turn off the sun? -- Mike Resnick
Exit stage left, pursued by a large bear. -- Shakespeare
Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream? -- Delirium of the Endless
Green mouse ice cream, that was the worst.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends!
-- Dare To Be Stupid,"Weird Al" Yankovic
we hurt the ones we love the most
it's a subtle form of compliment
-- I Don't Care, Shakespear's Sister
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I was there at the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind...
The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed.
The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us... and our lives slip away, moment by moment, lost in that vast, terrible in-between.

Michael Stoodt --